dirtyhipsterharry:

when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her

(via confirmance)


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2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

(via pizza)


clamjob:

i want to be ur favorite person and i want u to like me as much as i like u

(via gnarly)


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dion-thesocialist:

rakshar:

dion-thesocialist:

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

(via officialwhitegirls)


ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

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